Texts comic telegrams birthday, anniversary
"Although I am inconsistent and changeable, I never happen
"Drink, walk if only I have enough"(HEALTH)
"It is indecent to squeeze so long, to stroke me. Finally make a decision"(VODKA RYUMKA)
"I am empty as always on your birthday."(FRIDGE)
"Don’t drink without me"(TOAST)
"I want to cuddle up to your knees or chest"(NAPKIN)
"Happy birthday dear, I’ll be with you for three more days"(OLIVIER SALAD)
"here you drink everything and you thought about me"(LIVER)
Ask your friends not to frighten me like last time."(TOILET)
Already deformed when to start dancing"(POP)
Oh, and I’m going to spin today. (TOILET PAPER)
"Oh, when will everyone leave, when we will be alone and you will start looking at me."(PRESENT)
Be careful we can not hold you"(LEGS)
Thanks for the holiday I will come in a year"(BIRTHDAY)
"From such physical exertion and can go mad". (JAW)
“If I hiss, do not be offended, because this is a feeling that overwhelms me.” (Champagne)
“We are reporting: we have begun to work with difficulty!” (Chairs)
“Today you will listen only to us” (Greetings and Wishes)
“How we hate your birthday. If your friends treat us like this, you will be left without your own. “(Ears)” Congratulations. I wish you a birthday birthday with me. ”(Kebab)
“I want to capture this wonderful birthday.” (Camera)
“I am ready to shed tears about your passing years.” (Rain)
“I want to congratulate the birthday boy, no, step on my throat.” (Song)
“I allow you to get drunk today, you still can’t drink me anyway.” (Talent)
“I am glad for you and I melt with happiness.” (Chill or Ice Cream)
“Wannu in comparison with your charm.” (Bouquet)
“Ready to blow your sails!” (Wind)
“We wish for us to come true.” (Dreams)
“I’m sorry I’m in a fur coat. Help to remove. “(Herring)
“I take the festive illumination on myself.” (Chandelier)
“Here you drink everything, but think about me?” (Liver)
“Those who wish to congratulate you were cut off!” (Telephone)
“Do not be sad that you broke up with us. We promise to come more often next year. ”(Money)
“If you get drunk, there is nothing to blame on me later.” (Mirror)
“Maybe I’m a fool, but it’s nice to feel stuffed.” (Stomach)
“I am spreading black streams of joy.” (Mascara)
“You celebrate, and we will wait.” . (Affairs)
“I promise not to wake up on your birthday.” (Salt)
“I forgive you for not noticing me.” (Time)
“Forget sorrow, surrender to me.” (Fun)
“Already ready to burn.” (Cake)
“Knock, knock, knock, it’s me! Open the door! ”(Happiness)
“Honey, I know that on this birthday you wanted to leave me. I beg you, don’t leave me. ”(Nicotine)
“I am waiting for everyone to leave to say: "You are mine now!"”(Dirty dishes)
SMS – FROM STARS OF STARADESOn the eve of our holiday pop stars congratulated. They long and sincerely gave her their compliments. Now I invite you to listen to the audio of these phone calls.
1. First Alla called. She found out about the anniversary. And she sends you greetings. And a birthday girl with advice: Rest.
2. And immediately after Pugacheva Alka, her friend Galkin called her. Galkin didn’t hold admiration in his heart, He just repeated: I saw a lot of girls in my life.
3. Philip Kirkorov, not sparing words, Admits love on the day of the anniversary: I sleep badly at night.
4. And the Basque does not lag behind him. Today Olga he sings: My favorite.
5. Prime Minister musicians Today, the secret has been revealed to everyone. That song, where the eyes are like diamonds, They are dedicated to our Olga: Two diamonds.
6. I shed another man. And Olga is the reason: I love you to tears.
7. Kirkorov did not calm down. He went to the tavern and got drunk there. He again called Olga, and said to her in the phone: I raised my glass.
8.And Dima Malikov to her gently, in secret, I sang a penetrating line with this: You are alone, you are so.
9.Peha Stas hurried somewhere on business. Listen to what he tells us: I will give it to you.
10. According to the birthday girl bored in cold and snowy Moscow. Propel with longing Soso Pavliashvili"Well, where are you, honey? Where are you?"Georgians are waiting for you.
11. Time has gone. Kirkorov sawing. The wine did not cool down the heat: My only one.
12.And all the men, burning from love, Hard, admiration not hiding: Oh, what a woman.
13. And the congratulations continued. And, with happiness, I was all enlightened, the Culprit on her Birthday. I could only hear the words: I wish you.
14.And at the end of the concert of the stars, Whose congratulations sounded in the hall, Allegrova Irina will say a toast to the birthday girl – let it sound in the final! Happy birthday.
Texts of humorous posters – telegrams. Welcome to the Pentecostal Club! Sixties are preparing for a meeting. Sixties Yes, it is gold, once shines! LysinaMy year – my wealth. We wish to be a millionaire! Bill Gates Autumn of life, like the autumn of the year, will be called gold! Russian Green Party To find out your true age, sum up the numbers that represent it (learn the interpretation of the result obtained from numerologists). Department of Applied Mathematics
Oh, how many wonderful discoveries are being prepared by our granddaughter (or grandson). The union of Russian grandparentsWhy if "wise ”then sure "scared ”? Opponents of the writer A. Volkov Age and wisdom – twins – brothers! Who is more valuable than our grandfather? Loving grandchildren A gentleman is enough for me … The wife of a full gentleman of the Orders of Glory
Tick - so walks. Years fly by. Life is not sugar and honey … … Maybe a hero of the day pour? Group "Balagan Limited ”
Not sure – do not overtake! / advice of the hero of the anniversary to his younger brother / If I were a sultan, I would not live to see the jubilee … Eastern wisdomDance always, dance everywhere, until the last days of the Donets! The motto of the high-spirited birthday hero Your new anniversary For anniversaries and their guests! A new heel repair service center has been opened! Shoe factory
And there are no such words in the world that our feelings express! From overflowing with feelings, Enough for the authorities to bend, it’s time to seriously take up the garden! Neighbors in the countryHelp new Russian pensioners! Just new russkiyWhat did you take that we are tired of each other? Your favorite work Today to consider as a dress rehearsal. The main performance in five years. Next anniversary
Here is the anniversary and waited, I signed up for the pensioners! Favorite you anniversary hero Ura! Our readers’ shelf has arrived! Dontsova, Dashkova, PolyakovNow, now – then you can count on you? Children and grandchildrenShowings and reports! Give fishing and hunting! Friends – pensionersWork, everything is given to you! But the best years I will leave to myself. Hero of the day
Guests of the hero of the day, do not hesitate, gather at the table more often! Anniversary sponsorsWork is not a wolf, pensioners are not afraid. Human-loving chiefs For you, the door will always be open! Watchman with a favorite jobWhat is mature age? This is a miracle! Y. ShevchukNu and that, that whiskey turned gray! If only the guests were sitting longer! Sentimental hero of the day
Do not hurt and harden and do not give up disease! Health activists Do you wish great happiness to the hero of the day? OtelloWishes the hero of the day – the law for the guests! Constitutional Court RFOT now his star has risen! Employees of the planetarium. It is not a shame to be a hero of the day, the trouble is not to invite guests! Seasoned guests
Give the hero of the day a foothold – and he will cover the table. Archimedes If granite science is too tough, go to the nectar of art! Hermitage staff Congratulations – good, but gifts – better! State repository of the Russian Lord! 5 years following the anniversary are rounded down! Scientific Research Institute of StatisticsGive up, who can! Weeds and garden pests
Rest is also a science! Research Institute of Balneology. We are not a prosecutor’s office, but you cannot hide from us either! Your anniversariesDon’t forget to celebrate the anniversary and the old style! Supporters of the Julian calendar. The one who leaves last is dancing well. Fans of rock’n’roll, “Yubilyar”, who met such an anniversary, is given the rank of general. General orders are not discussed. General Staff
Love all ages are submissive, anniversaries are doubly submissive. AmurBe careful! Lights in the eyes of the hero of the day are fire-dangerous for ladies! Fire StationGuest! Have mercy! I can not meet the expectations! Flower vase
Some of the words that touch the soul can also be written on the sheets, which can be stretched from one wall of the hall to the other. Some of them are to bring in invitation cards in order to create the appropriate mood and
Universal reception room decoration – hang on the walls of the hall "telegrams ”from famous, wise people, as well as messages with humorous content.
… this hour is in our hands. Master the present. R. BurnsTime does not pass in empty and does not roll without any influence on our feelings: it creates amazing things in the soul. Blessed Augustine At what age can not acquire talent, which we are deprived of, but at any age you can correct your mistakes. F. VolterV twenty years feeling reigns, at thirty – talent, at forty – reason. B. GracianAlways you can find enough time if you use it well. I. V. Goethe A good use of time makes time even more precious. J. J. Rousseau
Regret of the unreasonably wasted time people indulge in does not always help them intelligently consume its remainder. J. La Bruyeur One today is worth two tomorrow. B. Franklin Only a very few live for today, the majority is preparing to live later. D Swift. To live is to act! A. France A great man … loud on business. I. Krylov
To do that which gives pleasure is to be free. F. Voltaire is Blessed, who beside his glorious affairs has decorated the fleeting age. A. Tolstoy If something is worth doing, it is only what is considered to be impossible. O. Wilde Olds are so fond of giving good advice because they are no longer capable of giving bad examples. F. LaRochefuko-Wise does not fight with anyone, and therefore no one is angry with him. Lao Tzu
LET THE TANA A LOVE ABOUT LOVE ON THE EARE! TSAREVNA IS CALLED. FROG
I WANT TO DRINK ONLY BRIDGE WINE! FUN YOU, BATHROOM! . MALVINA
LET IT WILL BE A CUTTING YOUR FIGURE! HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH! . Snowballs
I WISH TO SHOW HANDLER UNDER THE GUITAR! GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! . Rotaru
I WISH YOU NOT TO MEET LOVE OUTLINE! HELLO TO YOU MUSIC FROM. BULANOVA.
LIVE, TANYUSHA, FUN AND TASTY! DO NOT FORGET ABOUT CHILDHOOD! . QUEEN
I WISH MUCH MUSIC AND LAUGHTER, LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH! . PIEHA
RUNNING WILL BE MONEY ALWAYS BEFORE FIGHT! AND CHICKEN LEGS! . BABA JAGA
YOU LOOK TODAY LIKE A PICTURE! I HANDLE THE KEY FOR HAPPINESS. BURATINO
LOVE FALLS ON EARTH WHITE DOWN, AND YOU ARE COLORS AS A ROSE! … WINNIE THE POOH
BE HAPPEN IN THE FIELD AND IN THE FOREST! HEALTH FOR YOU IS STRONG! . ALSU
DESYNYA NEVER ALLOW! GREAT HELLO FROM MOM! . ORGANIZE
DO NOT GET IN PE AND MIXTURE! I WISH A LONG LIFE! GROUP . ARROWS
LET YOURSELF WITH EACH YEAR FRIENDSHIP OUR! ALWAYS THE SAME LOVE BE! …… NATASHA