Pimple in the ear

Based on Russian folklore

Buffoon

Believe al do not believe, and Fedot-Archer lived on this world, daring good. Fedot was neither handsome, nor freak, nor rouge, neither pale, nor rich, nor poor, neither in scab, nor in brocade, but so, in general. Service at Fedot – fishing and hunting. King – game and fish, Fedot – thanks. The guests in the palace are like seeds in a cucumber. One is from Sweden, another is from Greece, the third is from Hawaii – and give everything to everyone! One – lobster, the other – squid, the third – sardines, and one earner! Once they give him an order: a little light in the morning to come to the court. The king looks like a morel, a head with a cam, and the nastiness in him is an agro-rich volume. He looks at Fedka, like an ulcer on a radish. On Fedka from the fear of getting wet shirt, in the temples pounded, in the belly rumbled, here, as they say, and the tale began …

King

An aglitsky ambassador arrived at our morning pickle, And in our house there are snacks – Half Gorbushka and Mosul.

Equip, brother, in the way Yes, eat us food – Wood grouse al partridge, Al isho anyone.

Can’t blame anyone? “I must execute you.” Public matter – You catch the thread.

Fedot

Pimple in the ear

Yes, I do not understand Yes, with my mind. Tea, I do not bake my soup, I figure what’s what.

It turns out, on me. The whole policy in the country: I will not get a partridge – Without fail be a war.

So that the aglitsky ambassador would not be angry with hunger – I will not regret my head, I will ensure the dressing.

Buffoon

The word of the king is harder than the cracker. Send a bear – you go to a bear, but where to go – you need to, Fedya! Or game and fish – or the sword and the rack. Fedot walked around a hundred forests, a hundred swamps, and all for nothing – neither partridges nor wood grouses! Tired, no urine, and the matter to the night. Though with an empty bag, it’s time to go home. Suddenly he sees – a bird, forest pigeon, sits, does not lurk, is not afraid of a gun …

Fedot

Here is a misfortune, that’s a misfortune, Game has no trace. I’ll shoot a dove, Though what, yes, food!

And generally speaking, Pigeons are scolded in vain. Pigeon – if in gravy – He is not worse than the capercaillie.

Dove

You, Fedot, do not touch me, Benefit in entom not a penny, – And you will not fill the pan, And you will not fill the pillow.

Tea, overseas Mr. Loves fresh galantine, And what kind of meat is in me, So, not meat, laughter alone.

Fedot

Either the devil now ryan, Either the air is drunk now, Either happened in the ear What is my fault?

Either of the royal from the windows Such a law has been announced, That the birds should speak with Human tongue.

Dove

Do not create, Fedot, robbery, And take me with you. How will you bring me to the little world I will become your destiny.

I will sew, wash, cook, Do not blame me for offenses, And you will play the violin, And you will starve bugs.

Fedot

What a parable – I do not understand. All right, get in my bag. There, on the spot, we will understand, Who where? And what’s what!

Buffoon

Fedot brought the dove to himself, which means to the boil. Sits sad, little head hung. And there are serious reasons for the crucian. Not cope hunting our Fedot. And the king does not like to joke – at once he will cut off his head. Fedot sits, grieves, says goodbye to the white light. I remembered the bird, the forest pigeon. Looking – and among the gorenka, instead of that, there is a beautiful maiden, slim as a tree.

Marusya

Hello, Fedya. You and I – We are now one family.

I am your wife, Marusya, I am your spouse.

What is silent, my dear friend Fedot, Like water naramshi in your mouth. Al is not the kokoshnik on me, Al is not the one on me.

Fedot

On you, my soul, The century would not look breathing, Only to become your spouse I do not shine a shish.

I was not – a little dawn – At the reception at the tsar, Well, the tsar gave me a task In a sense, it means a wood grouse.

Although the game and not the season – Argue with the authorities is not reasonable: Okay, I think, I will get it, Tea, wood grouse, and not bison.

I passed the whole day, And good luck – at least a shadow: Not a single serious bird, It’s all trash.

And now to me, my dear friend, Not up to dancing in the meadow – Tomorrow, the king for this ento I chop off his head.

And so I do not need anything in the service, nor in the house, Because all my meaning Exclusively in the mind.

Marusya

Do not turn and do not whine! There will be a table and there will be a game! Well, come before me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich!

(Marusya claps her hands – two dozen young people appear)

If they understood the order – Follow this hour!

Well done

Do not be so mean, Tea, it is not the first time.

Buffoon

And the king and the ambassador are already sitting at the table. Next – you look! – Princess yes nanny. And everyone is waiting for Fedya promised food. What is the conversation without a hearty lunch? And on the table is empty: carrots and cabbage, dill and parsley – that’s all the feast. The guest is bored, shaking with a treadmill, studying holes on the tablecloth. The king is angry, does not notice how Fedka matures him from his mother. Suddenly – as from the sky: a loaf of bread, caviar, a bucket, stewed turkey, sturgeon ear, calf offal – and such is the food of names up to thousand! When edakoy eatable – how not to be a conversation.

King

Your technical progress provokes antires: How swede is sown there – With skin without it.

Ambassador

King

Your nutritional process causes anti-stress: How do you drink cocoa there? With saccharin or without.

Ambassador

King

It causes antires. And this isho cut: How do the women walk there – In Ali pantaloons without?

Ambassador

Nanny

Even embarrassed ambassador b. Al completely head off weak. Wherever they may say – All one will reduce to women!

King

Are you back in your tune? I’ll go to jail, bear in mind! Well, I’m not just balabonia, I’m leading politics!

The girl Avon has grown up, And the skinny, like half a piece! So I think how to give Our steal to the ambassador!

Only it is necessary for the benefit to entice him not to be evil – To make subtle hints of non-Story and publishing.

Nanny

Yes, for this ambassador. Even I would not go, – So it gazes, podluka, What would you do with the table!

He gives you everything “Yes” and “Yes”, and meanwhile, he eats everything and eats. Turn around – he half Rasei Swallowed in one sitting!

King

Ali sew up his mouth, Ali will drive out! You already got me all Overseas Attaches!

Dave was Gishpansky grand, Oh, and a dandy, too, and dandy! In kazhny ear on the diamond – What do not you variance?

Well, you made it so that the guest Nenarokom sat on a nail, And otsedova the guest – Political anger.

Nanny

As I remember. Entot Grand There was a great talent to devour: With my head I climbed into the plate, Already the bow was covered with fat!

What do not ask the grandees – He, like an ass, – "si" yes "si", Well, and he all piles on Ivashi herring!

King

I am for your line On the vine you rot! I am not joking with you, I speak seriously!

From Germany, Baron Was good from all sides, Duck couldn’t restrain herself either – She caused damage to him.

Who is he to the bottom of the bucket Threw a dead mouse? You’re a form pest, Cursed soul.

Nanny

Yeah, your Entot Baron Was cracking good! Sun him in the crow flock – Will select and have crows.

It looks proud – “I-a” and “I-a”, And is greedy, like a pig, Give me straw – eat straw, Tea, someone else’s, not your own.

King

Well, spy, give me a time – Pick you up in a jail! So I am not a malicious man, But it is strict with pests.

Here answer me – do not waste words! Where is the princess husband to take? Tea, itself, durynda, you see – the Grooms do not have her!

Had a regiment crowded here – I would have been talking to reproaches, Well, no – grab anyone, Be he even a Bryansk wolf.

Princess

If you are in Rasey’s power, Duck and rule Raseya’s power, And do not poke your fate And do not be in my love!

In the house of the entih attache According to the pieces on the floor, I don’t already breathe from their cologne.

King

Kohl love really evil, Duck love and ambassador. And along the way, I’ll fix it And trade matters.

I under the entot antires I fuse them hemp and wood, All the quality of the land agrees, Only you go against.

Princess

No matter how much you put on your eyebrow – I repeat again and again: The individual has the right to suburban love!

Maybe it is finally And it would come to the rings, – Kaby, suddenly, Thy Fedotushko-Archer took me in.

King

Tsyts, durekha. Shut up. Dough place at the oven! Come on, march to your light room And teach solfeggia!

And damned archer, Insolent and scoundrel, I whip and bathog Vraz dare from the palace.

Buffoon

There was a general with the king, he collected information. Hide a face in a beard – and shash around the city. Sniffing out the dog, thinking differently. Overhears conversations: what if the conspirators in the country? Where chavo hears – write in a little book. And at seven in exactly – to the king on the report.

King

What gloom, general? Ali got sick of measles, Ali got drunk on his brigade, did Ali lose cards?

Ali service is not sweet, Ali army is small, Ali in the gun found damage to the trunk?

Report without any reason, Why the heart is dark, – I want to know in detail Who, where, faq and how.

General

I was at the archer, At Fedot the daredevil, As I saw his spouse – So I blurted out from the porch.

The third day – she does not lie to her! – I don’t take a saber in my hands, And such dreaminess is that With that look, I’ll die!

And the other day there was a sinner – I almost invented a poem, Doctors were overwhelmed, They say: love shock.

King

I went around the archer. But I knew that I was a widower !. Well, in a blink of an eye, entu kraal Me to deliver to the palace!

A treacherous archer This time to erase from the face, So that he did not wipe Near our porch.

General

Snatch it – not work, Yes, the folk hurt steeply: How do you know whose idea – Into the powder you will erase!

Now the people have become bold, Do not put a finger in their mouths, – We do not feel sorry for Fedot, And the people – on the contrary!

King

You are such a fool On Saturdays, or how? So I owe the minister to Explain such a trifle?

So that the bad thing about the king Did not blab the people for nothing, Act strictly according to the law, I mean, act … on the sly.

Well, I’m already here as it is – I will reward you for your work: The blacksmiths have been given a task – The order is to be sent to the next day.

Buffoon

All day the general mind in a fist collected. All amused in the sweat of his face – how to get rid of the archer. Yes, in the head thoughts from straining sour. Remembered at leisure about the old girlfriend, Baba Yaga-bone leg. I go to her, she smarter. And that middle of the oak forest collects herbs, cooks all sorts of poison. As I saw the general, I lost all the herbaria. She missed the wilderness without a soul mate.

Baba Yaga

You chavoy something not his own, Not ruddy, not alive. Ali is a Swede near Petersburg, Ali is a Turk near Moscow.

Eat aspen bark – And cheer up for the time being: Tea, not chemistry, Tea, natural gifts!

In her juice, general, there is a useful mineral, – None of them have died from generals.

General

Enough, grandma. I am not sick. Let’s go over the hill. Puff hedgehogs and squirrels, There is a serious conversation.

Here we have one archer – Shibko literate, bastard. So it came out to me task Lime utterly!

But how? Cut the head off – Duck rumor starts to blow. Do not help you with advice, How to sly destroy it.

Baba Yaga

Sorceress, woman, sorcerer, grandfather, Three from the side – yours are not, Ace of diamonds, pine coffin, Pro arrow give me the answer!

Kohl he was so zealous and soon, That with the king enters into a dispute, – Let him finish the Sewed Gold Carpet by tomorrow.

So that it was visible, As on the map, the whole country. Well, if you don’t get it, – That wine-getter.

General

Ah yes, grandma! Ay yes specials! That is the end of troubles! Though get you out of the stupa – Yes, the minister to the palace!

None with the German disagreement, Far to trouble, And with you I am ready Though in reconnaissance, even where there is!

I pay good for good: I like marten, I like beaver, And I do not like it – I can coin, Gold or silver.

Baba Yaga

Fully, pigeon, do not sin, Take away your pennies, – I am not ethno for money, I am ethno for the soul.

There will be a new trouble – Straightly hurry here. Tea, and we are not animals in the forest, Tea, we will help forever.

Buffoon

Calling the king of the archer, daring good fellow. Isho did not give the task, and already angry in advance. Hands thrust, feet knocking, eyes rotates, in obchem, frightens. Oh, so he hunts lime Fedot, which is important right in the bones aches.

King

Get to the morning carpet – Sewn gold pattern. State business – Slave, and be Dober!

So that on it was visible, As on the map, the whole country, Because to me from the balcony There is no view of the hell!

You will not find, I want to faq, – I will shorten the head, I will pass you on with the dawn Straight into the paws of the executioner!

Poteshnik

Fedot came home from mourning grief. He sat in the corner, looking at the ceiling, the clear eyes were tears. Manya has a call, but he bychits his neck, he doesn’t want anything, he’s sucking and whimpering …

Marusya

Are you angry like a hedgehog? Do you eat or drink? Ali porridge burned, Ali jelly is not good?

Fedot

Yes, what’s the food there! Tsar lyutuet – straight trouble! Not on this villain Neither the administration nor the court!

Catch, shout, a carpet, A pattern sewn with gold, Width across Raseya, In a hundred forests and in a hundred lakes.

Marusya

Do not turn and do not whine! Let the old crook frown! Well, stand before me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich.

(Marusya claps her hands – two dozen young people appear.)

If they understood the order – Follow this hour!

Well done

Do not be so mean, Tea, it is not the first time!

Buffoon

The next morning Fedot – at the Tsar’s Gate. He came to the reception and the carpet was welcome. It is smiling, the guards are not afraid. The king was surprised, choked with caviar. Malice sharpens him, but does not want to show. Makes a look that seems to be happy.

Fedot

You asked for a carpet yesterday, – Well, duck, I pinned it. Everything is according to the contract – and the drawing, and color scheme.

All Raseyushka full In the carpet reflected. This carpet was given to you as a gift by my wife.

King

Ah yes, uhar! Ah yes, enough! How many are you married? Ali, did you immediately get into a one-piece weaving mill?

Do you, Fedot, wife Though clever, but all are alone! And weaving this for the night – Their division is needed.

Fedot

Al carpet does not bother the eye? Al not the one in the carpet pattern? Well, I duck it under my arm – Yes, and the conversation is over!

So that it is not for nothing that the gulf of labor is gone, I will sell it to the merchants, And he let him out of Rasei Floats away to Amsterdam.

King

I would bang you with whips, Four or five, So that you do not vygalsya Above the serious people!

But since I am sincerely. I honor order and law, – Here is a penny for vodka for you And I went out again.

Buffoon

Calling the king of the general, pin in his visor! The king has a face on beets, and when he is red, he is dangerous to the hand. Beats, an infection, no more than times, but gets not by an eye. Ento general himself checked: from the beginning of the tale walks in a bandage.

King

Well, mate, what is the result? Cheating a bit? Only this bit will pull Years about heels!

You are broad in our shoulders, And your head is completely withered. Here umishko and correct On state-owned grub.

General

Pimple in the ear

Take me to a prison For any period of time – This is all science And it will not work for me, fool, for good reason!

I would have a saber yes a horse – Yes to the line of fire! A palace affair – Ento is not about me!

King

You to me, your dear, Throw a fever to smack! You think up how to overcome Fedot without a sword!

Well, and you will be a fool – Do not look for guilt in anyone: I will polish your snout Personally entim fist.

Buffoon

In vain the general rubbed his hands: it did not come out of the raid – to destroy Fedot. Again, the poor creature noggin in tension. And in the head – hey! – well, at least a little thought! Thought-thought, did not think up anything. No matter how cool – Yaga is indispensable! Cross back to the oak – look for Fedka governing.

Baba Yaga

Are you sad again? What is the reason who is to blame? Al gishpanets gonositsya, Al khurtooz went to war?

Here from mold kissel! Tea, haven’t you tried it yet? Duck drink – and once you forget About the worldly carousel!

It doesn’t taste so good, But it will shake, You’ll have a healthy breakfast, If you don’t die.

General

I again about the archer! There is no trouble for my end! That is why I am sick, That is why I slept from my face.

How well, scoundrel, tricky – Everyone around his noses wiped! As you have not conjured here, And he got the carpet!

Though he looks like a simpleton, And with a head to make a whale, So from now on, conjure it with seriousness, With feeling, so your rastak!

Baba Yaga

Sorceress, woman, sorcerer, grandfather, Three from the side – yours are not, Ace of diamonds, pine coffin, Pro arrow give me the answer!

So. Ege. Yep Yeah. This is what Yaga learned: Let him find you a deer, To make horns of gold.

Search the whole world – There are none in nature! Ento I tell you, blue, I speak as a local historian.

Buffoon

Calling the king of the archer, daring good fellow. Our Fedot did not have time to wipe sweat from erysipelas, and the tsar-villain had a new idea. The king rages on ploys, and Fedka sweat! In Obme, zhist Fedka – worse than bitter radish.

King

Well, ko, throw off the blues and laziness And – on the road this very day! Public Cause – Need a deer!

If you are the king’s servant – Go beyond the mountains, beyond the meadows And find a deer there for me, To make the horns of gold.

Do not Gundy and do not perech, And go and provide, And not at the moment you learn, As the noggin flies from his shoulders.

Buffoon

Fedot came home, snot – fringe! He sat down in front of the archer in the embrace with a crunch. His beautiful wife rushes to the neck, but he does not touch his wife! Sits, cries – grieves, means.

Marusya

Do you look like an owl? Al cling about? Al in saltwort a little salt, Al beefsteak is not peppered?

Fedot

But what kind of dinner is there? King tortured – save no! Morning will again have to answer before him!

Entot is the king of the enemies of the enemy – Again he sends me on the run: Find, scream, deer, To make the horns of gold.

Marusya

Do not turn and do not whine! There is sorrow and oprich! Well, come before me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich!

(Marusya claps her hands – two dozen young people appear.)

If they understood the order – Follow this hour!

Well done

Do not be so smart – Tea, it is not the first time.

Buffoon

A little light Fedot – at the Tsar’s Gate. He came to the reception, and the deer received him. The king’s anger stabbed to the left. Crush to nits, but does not seem to mind. Sits, yawns – hides anger.

Fedot

Tea, waited? Good day! Look out the window when not lazy! You ordered a deer – Well duck here’s a deer!

And – mind you! – the horns on it So they puff on fire, From him without a lamp At night it is as bright as day.

King

Those deer – you do not lie! – There is neither in Tula, nor in Tver. What is in Tver – in Baghdad? There are three of them at most!

Now count up, soldier, – Where is Moscow, and where is Baghdad! Ali, you hit the road to Baghdad and back.

Fedot

Well give, yadrena louse! And the deer you do not gozh? And yesterday he battered his soul: Take out a deer and put it down.

If you are so rich, – I will return him to Baghdad. Who is nonic in power? – That guy will be happy.

King

You me, Fedka, ento throw Il with the head will be apart! I see your hints Exceptionally tightly!

Well, okay, for prestige Unless you do not forgive the devil! Here’s a penny on vodka And scram kudy want.

Buffoon

It is caused by the king of the general – right from under the blanket. The general is in a panic, looking for underpants, he understands – his name is not on gingerbread! The king sits on a throne – angry at the whole world. Black with anger, like a raven in the churchyard.

King

How you did not fight, my dear, – Fedot did not get into the silo! You have already been compiled Fitional obituary.

Only it is necessary to decide, How to solve you more correctly: Allocate a candelabrum with Al with a pillow.

General

I blundered, sir! Here are those saber, you want – vdar! Only more so by Fedot. My brains are not turpentine!

What a fool – do not blame me! I have a different essence! I would kudy some attack. Al on the storm kudy something.

King

You are fighting with a sword, But only learn the rules: Fedot has to win Not with a sword, but with a head!

Well, and you will be just as fast, As you have been before the entih, – I am you, cow muzzle, I will attach myself under the ax.

Buffoon

Our fool again strained his mind. And that was the mind – small bins. I thought, I thought – I never thought of it. The hooters hooted the hounds – and to Yaga into the oak. I saw that general – siganula right up to the Urals. Yes, she came to her senses and returned: no matter how worse she turned out.

Baba Yaga

You chavoy something not in yourself! There is a pimple on the lip! Oh, you squander health In a political struggle.

Try rabbit droppings! He is vigorous! He will pass! And where will the healing honey, Though to taste and not honey.

It tastes though cool, And from it, it happens, they die, But which ones survive – Those live to old age.

General

You to me, grandma, not cool! You seek the way! Think of how Fedot bring to the grave!

How you did not fight, Yaga, But not a fig! Procured Fedot deer – Precious horns!

You blow your head off Yes, more sorcerously conjure. Our archer, as it turned out, Not such a damned thing.

Baba Yaga

In general, I am cunning In the sense of meanness of the inside, Yes, I don’t know how to sow a day I am not conjuring in the morning.

Everything hurts and hurts, And scorches in the chest with fire. I have long suspected encephalitis myself.

Oh, chavoy something bad to me! Hear how grunts in the back? In a word, once such a thing is, I’m on the byutne!

General

Sick – it does not matter! Eat a frog from the pond! No more reliable medicine than the natural environment!

You’re fooling my brains Even I can’t think! Better all your podlyuchest Strain to work!

And you climb on the rampage – Take out the sword from the knife! Although you are my friend, I must be in order.

Baba Yaga

Sorceress, woman, sorcerer, grandfather, Three from the side – yours are not, Ace of diamonds, pine coffin, Pro arrow give me the answer!

Let Fedot show agility, Let you be able to get To-Chavo-On-White-Light – Voobche-Not-May-Be!

Well, Fedot, hold on now! The case is right, it seems! This is the entourage of the task. You will not do anything.

Buffoon

Calling the king of the archer, daring good fellow. Again, the assignment of national importance. But when will end ethno torment! And yet the tale is far from the denouement.

King

Succumb to me to get To-Chavo-Not-Can-Be! Write yourself a name, In order not to forget in a hurry!

And do not do it in the morning – In the powder you will erase, Because your karakhter I have not been good for a long time!

So necha lips to blow, And let’s quickly go! Public matter – Do you grasp the essence?

Buffoon

Fedot came home – terrible death itself! Bel as chalk, face numb. He sat by the window – in the eyes of the veil. Manyna rushed, and he – zero attention. You will be in sorrow, if death is behind your shoulders.

Marusya

Well, to my soul pour, Despairing you devil evil? Al in a salad in milanese. There are not enough truffles.

Fedot

I am yours, Marus, the menu Exceptionally appreciate, Only my life, Marus, Ruined in the bud!

What should I do? What do i do. How much trouble my abound? The king ordered me to deliver To-Chavo-Not-Maybe-To.

Marusya

Do not grieve and do not whine! One has only to throw the cry! Well, come before me, Tit Kuzmich and Frol Fomich!

(Marusya claps her hands – two dozen young people appear.)

If they understood the order – Follow this hour!

Well done

We are sorry, mistress, this thing is not about us!

If the scheme was al drawing – We would start a vertezh, Well, so – look for what you want, you will find the devil of the bald!

Where to look and how to get To-Chavo-Not-Can-Be? After all, there is no him in the world, How much land is not a hoof.

Marusya

Do not seek, my dear friend Fedot, The income is not great from me! Know the fate of you, darling, Himself to go hiking!

Abroad do not fornication, Keep yourself clean. In conversations do not interfere And do not start dating!

Avoid empty wraith, Avoid crooked roads, Think more about health, Eat sour cream and cottage cheese.

Fedot

You, Marus, do not be afraid! It is formed, Marus! I’ll fill the royal mission – And I’ll be right back!

Do not be disheartened without me! Most often ficus water! Hosh – play the balalaika, Hosh – embroider on the hoop!

Well, it turns out like this, Who violates your peace, – I don’t need to teach you: A frying pan at hand.

Buffoon

Fedot went to the overseas campaign. I found out about the general – the last mind lost. Our cunning man runs to the king in the palace – to report that the archer is finished. Oh, and drilled a hole for the order, fat man.

King

Is it good, is the message bad, Report to me as it is! Better bitter, but true, Than pleasant, but flattery!

Only if the enta news Again will be – not God knows, You can sit down for some ten years for this truth.

General

I report: a little dawn Fedka raised anchors! Thank God, get rid of him, from the ghoul!

Here he let him go, the parasite, On the seas and congestion, – With you and the harry you and I are not threatened to see more.

King

Well-ko, the nurse, pod syudy, Get to work – Rvi from cushions of hair Those who are gray.

And what are not gray, Te comb in the rows. Yes, go easy on a scallop, I have no gardens there.

Nanny

Well, scratching something, old devil, If he bakes his bald head ?! You have here kazhny hair It is necessary to put on record.

And what the hell do you need At entom aged wife? After all, you, as a man, I apologize, worthless.

King

Though I am deprived of hair, And I must marry! The Persian Shah is also bald, A has forty wives!

Well, I want only one Lead a wife! I am in an intimate sense, And I will not draw one.

Nanny

Duck at the Shah, you see, There is a silushka, and become, And you, cricket, you are dead, C-under the crown can not be seen!

You’re in your summer Power is not the same! You would save health, After all, you are more than a hundred.

King

Eka importance – more than a hundred! If only blood was thick! They say love is obedient Everyone literally ages!

So, the nanny, you will not like it, And I, too, am good! If all love is submissive, Duck and I are obedient tozh.

Nanny

You, my friend, of those men, That harmless harvests: Egozy, and do not bite, Do not say ishu!

To stranger another woman, We must have the fervor and passion! And now your task – Do not get to the cemetery.

King (To the General)

Well, and you are silent, yes Yes, you strum with medals? Al can not see how State presidential persecution?

The nurse pushes me in an arc, And the ministry – not a gut! You have to defend, So resist the enemy.

General

Duck after all the woman’s courts About men are always thin! You do not misunderstand in yourself, You are a lover even where kudy!

Proud profile, firm step, From the back – duck clean check! Just slide the crown to the side, So as not hung on the ears.

King (Nanny)

Here the ministry is not my enemy, He said everything as it is without a doctor, But he is not a stupid peasant, Do not look that he is a fool.

From you there – one bedlam, Shame to the king, embarrassment to the ambassadors! I have long been antiresistant, You are not messed with us.

Do not spy and do not harm, but dare – look: The conversation we have with you Will be big ahead.

Buffoon

The king goes to Mane – to pay attention. He himself sits in a carriage, stinks with a decolon, his suite is behind the king — powdered, curled; behind the suite, a trunk — kozinaki and hazelnuts. All honor for honor – the king goes to the bride.

King

On the instructions of the king Fedka departed over the sea! In the general, I fucked him off, to put it simply!

So as not to misery one, – Become my wife! And chavo. Guy, I am a prominent And to caress groovy.

Marusya

I didn’t have time to make Fedot Step from the gate, And the crows had already flown together To Fedotov’s garden.

King

You to me, girl, do not fool! Offer – duck take it! Tea, to you not every evening widowed kings walk.

This time, I say, Get ready for the altar! Outraged with delight, Duck sniff natyatyryu!

Marusya

You are better, sir, For others come! Well I care – wait Fedot Yes, look at the calendar!

King

Enough, girl, – rumors are lying! Wait for the archer – wasted labor. He’s in some Hong Kong Eating some kind of mushroom fruit!

You yourself, durekha, suspension: He is there, and you are here! No tepericha Fedot, Fedot was, but the whole went!

Marusya

Though cut me with a scourge, Though cut me with a sword, – All the same with your spouse I will not become uneasy!

King

You, Marus, don’t make me angry And the conflict with me is not long! I was recently brought to Paris from the Guillotine!

In the light of what I said – Better be my wife! I, too, have nerves, I am also not steel!

Marusya

Go away, hateful, away And in your husbands do not mind yourself! You will not leave – duck I can help with the Pan too!

King

Well, to those at the door, – In the shackles of her soon! Ento that isho fashion – Pans in kings!

Here you will be impaired in prison – And you will recover in mind! How are you, girl, not kobenya, And get married to winter.

Marusya

To catch me, noodle, I need a lot of work! Good-bye, my friend sitny, Maybe see you when.

(Marusya turns into a pigeon and flies away.)

Buffoon

Fedot has sailed for almost a year. He ate halva, ate persimmon – and kept his mind! Miracles in the world – like flies in the outhouse, and the necessary miracle – not seen as long as. Fedot is worried – time is coming! I decided without hysterics – I will go to America! Fedot floats amid the boundless waters, in front – the sunset, behind the sunrise. Suddenly, in the middle of a hike, the weather got worse. There was no misfortune – and on you, hello, ship – hryas! – and fell apart. The thunderstorm died down – Fedot opened his eyes: lying on a wave, completely unscathed. He sees – the island sticks out like a float. Got to the shore, thought – America. He took out a card, checked it – no, not America! Buyan Island, whether it is damned – maybe there is a flaw in the map ?! Fedot hiccups, he enters the situation …

Fedot

How much the king, on a whim, I didn’t swim across the seas, – I did not see a lousy place, Frankly speaking!

Well, the island – just longing! – Completely made of stone and sand. And until the eye is enough – Not a river, nor a fishing line!

Yes, it would not matter, if there was food here, – If it were a swan, Duck would have gotten off and the quinoa.

Vote

Who eager for food – Let the syudas please: I have food in bulk, I have her poods!

Here, for example, get straight from the oven rolls, Here is roast turkey, Here is compote from cherry plum!

Here are the sausages, here are the cheeses, Here are the half centners of caviar, Here are the Caribbean lobsters, Here are the Don sturgeons.

(Tables of food appear.)

Fedot

This is what miracles? What are these voices? There is no place to hide Okiyan and heaven!

Show, master, honor, Show yourself what you are! Indecent somehow guest alone drink yes to eat!

Tea, on your island Have fun bored together – Where we scatter card files, Where we pour on a cap.

Vote

I would be glad, yes my portrait For me, and that is a secret! Sometimes I myself can suck, Whether I am or not.

I have no worries: There is food, but there is nothing to eat, There is tobacco, but there is nothing to smell, There is a bench, and there is nothing to sit down!

So tired for a thousand years, That is not the joy of white light! I thought I was going to hang myself – Duck, again, there is no neck!

Fedot

Ah yes, meeting! So, I managed to get you To-Chavo-On-White-Light – Voobche-Not-Can-Be!

Than, longing and disreputable, Zist spend for nothing, – Maybe you float with me Until the king of rase.

Take a walk, refresh yourself, Make friends with the white light! What kind of a flush without adventures, – Just horror, and not scum.

Vote

I have useful perspectives Never against! I am ready even for the bees in the hive, If only in the kleftiv!

Give the order – and even where the kudas, Though for the extraction of ore! I will work hard for nothing, Without drinking and without food!

I go to any case, I enter all the doors, I’ll get what you want, Though a savvy louse.

Fedot

Louse, it is, of course, well? Louse, it is nice tozh! But on the insect insect Far away you swim!

Get me a better fleet – Ali boat, ali raft, Since you are so skillful In the entom a polyglot!

We have to be at five o’clock in the morning, We must be on the way, Because in Rasee we have been waiting for, go.

Buffoon

And the king, meanwhile, does not waste time – he receives the ambassador of a cannibalistic tribe. London-Paris smeared skis, the king remained ambassadors thinner! The king in front of the ambassador just jumps like a goat: they say, here’s a daughter for you, take it and that’s it! Know, things are really very thin, once it came to such a disaster! Well, okay, it happens worse – if only the girl was with her husband.

King

Good day, fun hour! Glad to see you here! Take Good, Salam Alaikum, Bon Sir, you ist Das!

Who are you from? How old are you? Are you married or not? Do not want to eh with our fraulenn Plyakakat tete-a-tete?

Nanny

Before whom are you, old demon, Do you plant polites here? Your ambassador, I am sorry, The third day as from a palm of tears!

Be on it, even if it were a cap, – It would not have been such an embarrassment, And on it from clothing – Nichavo, in addition to beads.

King

You are a shit, an ento fact! Whatever bryaknesh – it’s not in time! Well you are with all overseas I ruined contact!

I have been waiting for messengers for years, And she is from the senses! For whom, then, the princess Give in the end?

Nanny

Look at his face: Ears apart, nose ring! And the skin is all pockmarked, Like a cuckoo’s egg.

Even I – hide the fact? – I would not have lain in bed with him! Dak really our girl For such a give.

King

If the chances are zero, Looking for gold and in the ashes! The girl is also in the sense of a face Far from the creme brulee!

She will get away now any – Though hunchbacked, though pockmarked, Because as well as pockmarked We do not have a crowd of us.

Nanny

Duck because he is from the wild places, What he sees, he eats! Do you remember the topaz vase? Slapped, Herod – these are the cross!

If he had asked, a villain, Salmon and cheesehead – Dak, in fact, eats chavo horrible, From porcelain to nails!

King

Whatever he asks, he is visiting! Carry it all in a handful! Tea, we have no shortage Neither in china nor in nails?

Kohl salmon sickened him, Let him eat Chavo hotot. Look, on a full stomach, And the princess will seduce.

Nanny

Yes, ambassadors – give them at least poison! – For free, everyone will eat! He may be safe, But let him be watched!

Tell him like a father-in-law: Eat, they say, everything, but know, they say, honor! Because he is in the heat of the moment And the princess can eat!

Princess

So with this – so go out into the light? Well, I really do it. Well, I do not. He is so unpretentious, Dak isho and cannibal.

Yes, let him go, troglodyte, He’ll give me all the gold, – He will not arouse any reciprocal passion!

King

You have recalled the ambassador. Yes, stay with him vis-a-vis, And you can restrain yourself a little – It will come to love!

If an entot troglodyte will see your appearance, – He will forever lose To cannibalism appetite.

Princess

How, papa, you are noah, – The right of choice is mine! I will poison, but I will not become the Ogre’s wife!

But if the Fedot proposal comes, – For me, of the candidates, Anton will be the one.

King

Charged like a hoopoe, – Not a word Fedot! Okromya Fedot, there is no grief, no worries!

Your Fedot is now at the bottom, In the Okaian depth, And – since the dreary – Does not need a wife.

Princess

If this is the case – I refuse to eat! Here’s your dad, Political revenge!

Here I will not eat caviar, As usual, on a bucket, – And on the basis of exhaustion I will lull and die.

King

Wherever you spit, wherever you do it, – From ministers to relatives – All solid free-thinkers, All pests are one.

Well and zhist – already in the throat lump! No sympathy for anyone! Here I will find a grove more attentively And I will make myself a forester.

Buffoon

A year has passed, another is coming – Fedot returned home. But at home there is no, one skeleton sticks out, beams and rafters, and there are nettle all around. And under the eaves a bird curled up like a lump of gray-gray bird …

Fedot

Come on, wife, let’s set the Table for your husband! Get me out of the oven Porumjanshe loaf!

Pour vigorous soup Fatter and devouring, – I become skinny with a bumble From overseas vegetables!

In the whole house no one, except the wind of one! Suspicious thing, did the faq happen?

(The pigeon turns into Marusya.)

Marusya

Welcome back, Fedot! How long did your trip last! Al forgot his Marusya, What did not go whole year?

Abroad, come, Entertainment – a dime a dozen! Looked, probably, girlfriend Yes, warmed on his chest.

Fedot

I saw a white light – Josephine and Henriette, – But there are no such beauties like you, Marusia, no!

And I went over the sea, Though a long time, but not in vain – I filled all the task of the Cunning King.

Marusya

If only you knew, Fedot, To whom you spend your sweat, – Duck and would not have made a step From the gateway!

You left – he shamefully, He began to take care of me, He persuaded, ohlenny, Become a war wife!

Fedot

Yes, it really. Oh, villain. So now believe in people, Here stand for the honor of the uniform, For service and radays.

Well, okay, I tell him that what’s what! I will paint him up to the heels under Khokhloma.

Stop making fools Of the racian men! I have to lose now necha, Except my own shackles!

Buffoon

Fedot ass mocked, called an honest people. Neighbors decided to help Fedya. Frol took a stake, Ustin took a drin, Ignat took a grab. And all for Fedot to the Tsar’s gate. The general would meet them, damn him! He jumped sideways, flashed his pupil, made a guess, and to the king for a report.

General

Entot gathered there at the gate … as his … people! In general, the case takes Social Turn!

And Fedot is to blame for everything, Ento, he stirs up the people, – Kills the population To perpetrate a coup.

King

Well, you have to hell, With such a saber? We are for you and keep, So that the coast of the Tsar rest!

After the rain on Thursday Dame isho medal over, Only you really try, so that the people do not overthrow me.

General

Look, a medal. Big honor. I do not find any awards: All hung like a tree, On my back there are six of them.

Protect you from harm I now have no reason! You are for your own meanness. You yourself must answer.

Buffoon

Durilo from duril, and as spoke! Though the king is angry, – but try vdar! Not a time to beat the crown. The king came out on the porch, made a stern face, and in the square to the people – the whole race is there!

King

Ento how, your mother, I apologize, understand? We are not what kind of storage, To raise confusion!

Who wants to Kolyma – Come out one by one! There you will have Enlightenment in your mind at the moment!

Fedot

As for the mind, – He is very bright: Thank God, we distinguish Forget-me-not from shit!

Did you send me soon Sent for a hundred seas? Not then, to marry On my spouse.

King

Entho where are you, the villain, Got such ideas, To rivet the faults got On decent people!

Yes, whether to face me ento – Pestering your wife. That went you, obormotov, In foreign tours.

Fedot

You do not hurt something, be angry, – We are with you, tea, not tea! Well, and you will be gonositsya, – I will go to the snout by chance!

About you, about a scoundrel, Glory already in Cherepovets! You all the people in the soul Spit in my face.

King

In vain you, Fedya, for me My people are my relatives. I can’t live a day without thinking about the people.

In the morning I smear a sandwich – Immediately thought: what about the people? And the caviar does not climb into the throat, And the compote does not pour into the mouth!

At night I will stand at the window And stand all night without sleep – All worried about Rasee, How there, poor, is she?

And the culprit – the general, intriguer and amoral! Ento, he, cow muzzle, Honored the Tsarev!

General

What are you, brothers. I’m losing you in the eye attack for you. When I dare Superson the masses.

Justify. Serve. I lose it. Otsuzhu. To the oppressive top No longer belong.

And the culprit is Yaga! No more dangerous enemy! Before her, and Gorynych himself – So, – not a serpent, but a small fry!

Well, where are you, egoza? Look people in the eye! Personally, I can not resist – Hitting a saber twice.

Baba Yaga

I am a folk element, I have a document. I can actually fly away at any moment!

For the heat, for the snowstorm, Everybody scold me, hag, And in me there is no more harm, Than in a daisy in the meadow!

Well, by chance, well, joking, Lost from the right path! Duck, because I am a child of nature, Let the evil, but – a child!

Kohl judge, duck those two, my partners. Ento, I mean evil spirits, But in fact they are cleaner.

Fedot

Well, you are cunning people – Azno is taken aback! Anyone else thinks a freak, Despite the fact that he is a freak.

Though vobche raseysky people To punish and do not lyut, But I have to, robyaty, Perform the court over you.

King

Spare me, archer! I am a bastard! I’m a scoundrel! I will send myself to Voronezh, I will send myself to Yelets.

Only not on Magadan, Ento is not my age: I’ll get to the place, – I’m afraid, I will give oak!

General

Conscious of my guilt. Meru. Power. Depth And please send me to the current war.

There is no war – I will accept everything – Link. Hard labor The prison.

But it is desirable – in July, and preferably – in the Crimea.

Baba Yaga

And where are I, a widow? Is it just that in Khiva! I’m already on the outskirts – There is no place further! – I live.

Me for the rest of the soul Would come Tetyushi! Tama in the sense of medicine Herbs hurt good.

Fedot

We put you in a tub, Kin in the sea – and adyu! Bypass and Tub, Do not give you the same boat!

And carry you to the Okay Straight to the island on Buyan! Well, so as not to run wild, Here is my personal button accordion.

True, he is my fault! – It doesn’t play, But some kind of culture, But you need culture!

Princess

As for the king, – Let him go overseas. Me evoynye problems Deep to the lantern!

He is punished by fate For deceit and robbery. Entho he, damn ghoul, Separated me from you!

Thank God, finally, the end of Usurpator, And now we can safely Go down the aisle.

Fedot

I would be glad, but I in the house Two spouses to anything! Contact Entu topic Unmarried to whom.

Nanny

Are you out of your mind? Fish swims in the net itself! Tea, not everyone is happy Happens for nothing!

Ali think you little guys are running after her? In her list of candidates there are robbies not bad!

All with excitement in the blood Waiting for the princess of love, Competition is such – Straight though the dust of their grass!

Dawa were met by a little light Raz Turk, Greek and Swede, – Duck received a Negative answer from the threshold!

And as for the impoverished archer Sense and not at all to the person. Take, fool, princess And drag her to the crown.

Fedot

I am not a Turk and not a Greek, I am a family man And with my wife Marusya Never leave forever!

Princess

So, it is impossible for you Grief to the maiden to help? But I’m for some time As soon as a king’s daughter!

If I do not get from you want chavo – You’ll go from the post Right in the clutches of the executioner!

Nanny

Where are you – oh and hot! – None you find a hangman? He, when my father was overthrown, Immediately asked a streokach!

We now – keep in mind! – We must be in tune with the crowd: Despotism is not in fashion now, Democracy is in progress.

Would you leave from here To the entot … how is it … to Brussels, If this happens, I apologize, the carousel!

Forgive her, Fedot, – She has confusion in her mind, She has thought from books She has become backwards.

Read Dumas – That’s crazy crazy! Get mad a little – Calm herself.

Fedot

Come on, princess, do not be sad! And Mosley not crunch! That love we did not come out – Forgive me for that!

But since I cannot remain in debt, I will help you in your misfortune – How I can – I will help!

I’m from Tula to Torzhok. I’ll go all the way down to the head, Though from the bottom of the sea to you – And I will get a bride!

Princess

I agree. Only all are not any I gozh. I want such a husband, To be like you!

If he was there, there was a reaper, Doctor, doctor, baker al smith, – I have one condition: Let him be your twin.

Fedot

I am yours, my friend, a dream I will surely take into account, Though such instances Everything in Rasee counts.

As for the mind – Duplicate me dumb. However, ethno, I hope you noticed yourself.

Well, yes the word of the young man. All are not thinner than jelly: Since I promised, I will get a twin!

And now, honest people, Take out the faces from the beards! Tea, we do not have a dirge, but quite the opposite!

We now have no tears to pour, – Sing songs and drink honey. Well, stand before me, To-Chavo-Not-Can-Be.

Vote

I’ve been standing here for a long time, At the porch on the edge, I wait until you finish your Meeting.

Fedot

Treat honest people From overseas something generous! Tea, they are such food. They didn’t take it in their mouths.

Offer them waking Samarkand halva, and Turkish pistachio, and the Persian quince!

Put everything on the tablecloth – Chocolate and marmalade, And Dutch bacon, And Chukhon saveloy!

Do not forget the Swiss cheese, the One that is all from the holes! Give us a feast for the glory, What the world did not see!

Well, Kohl asks who Brazhki grams commercials hundred – So be it. Today you can. Thank goodness for what.

Buffoon

I was at that feast, eating granular caviar. I ate pilaf, Filat ate salad. Ustin ate galantine. And Fedot-Archer ate pickled cucumber. And as he ate a cucumber, here and the tale is over! And what a tale is bad – then the narrator of wine. To catch a fool and weigh a cuff, but you can’t do it – after all, the storyteller is a fool! And we, from time immemorial, have no court for fools.

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