Children’s jokes about the New Year are a special direction among New Year’s entertainment – they are always in high demand. Variations collected by our team will surely leave a pleasant impression on you, as we replenish the collection with the best funny stories on New Year’s theme. You will always find interesting options in our wonderful collection – use them as an element of the festive program, supplement them with virtual greetings, please children and create a bright, unforgettable and wonderful mood!
– Dad, guess which train is most late? – What, son? – The one that you promised me to give for last New Year.
In a large supermarket, Santa Claus puts a little girl on her lap and asks what she would like to receive as a gift for the New Year. The girl is indignant and with eyes full of tears: – Are you, grandfather, want to say that you did not read my text message?
News. At the New Year’s Ball a boy in a cucumber costume was bitten by a drunk fizruk.
Grandfather Frost, you came to us with a drunk girl in the last NG, washed your hands in compote, ate all the food from a dog bowl, and then with a cry "And now in the snow" began to throw stuffed cabbage! I like it. Come again. Petr is 6 years old.
I go in December with my daughter (8 years old) to buy a Christmas tree. I: – Baby, let’s buy a little Christmas tree – we will put it on the window sill, it will be beautiful, and will not take up much space. Daughter: – Dad, how do you not understand – under the little Christmas tree, Santa Claus will put small gifts. So we will buy a very large Christmas tree!
Christmas party in kindergarten. Santa Claus costumes were not enough for all groups, and one of the parents had to dress up in a Death suit. The little kid is sitting near the Christmas tree, and a dude in a Death suit with a black hood and a scythe approaches him. Frightened baby, slowly sliding from the chair, whisper out: – Grandfather Frost! I behaved well all year, did everything my parents asked me to do. You, hike, wrong information about me. – Boy, damn it, do not fool my head! Come on, quickly stand on a chair and tell a rhyme. The boy slowly, shaking, crawls on a stool: – Our Father! Whose are you in heaven?
A letter came to the post office. Read: Santa Claus! Opened … and it says: – Grandfather Frost! Dima writes to you. I live in the north. We have winter, New Year, but I can not go outside, because I do not have a warm fur coat, mittens, hats and felt boots. Grandfather, please sew me a fur coat, mittens, a cap and felt boots. Well, postal workers burst into tears, gathered as much as they could, but they didn’t have enough mittens. We decided to send without wines. After a while, a letter to Santa Claus again comes: – Thank you, grandfather, for the gift! But the mittens did not reach me, they probably pulled me out at the post office …
Comes girl with matinee. The face is all scratched. Mom asks her: -Daughter, what happened? Why are you like this? -Went round dances around the Christmas tree. Christmas tree is big, and we were few.
If you are planning to arrange for the children a magical, final series of annual holidays, a party, you will definitely need the Christmas jokes for children. In our exclusive collection flaunting created by amateur authors variations. If you are not devoid of imagination and own a word – add to it your exclusive masterpiece. And it should be loaded into a special (you will see it below) form. Give your children fantastically bright fun, complete the holiday program with fun stories that will be remembered for the whole next year! Have a creative and unforgettable party!
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